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Wrasslin Quotes
The following quotes are some of the most memorable and most interesting (in my opinion)...but if you know of a kewl quote or quotes, that aren't here - send em to stingworldorder@start.com.au, and I shall gladly put them up here.
"...and on the 8th day God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day?" --Mankind
"Deep Inside, you are merely a mirror image of all my atrocities!" --Mankind
"That's wight Shawn Michaels, I'm the bwadest Man on dwa pwanet!" - HHH making fun of Mike Tyson
"The ugliness that lives outside, lives inside every one of you!" -- Mankind
"Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the carrots grow." -- Mick Foley
"I see some spelling mistakes, everybody got a sign with 'Foley is God'. There's a letter missing, it's should be read has 'Foley is GOOD'." -- Mick Foley
"And a Corporate Rhododendron for the champ! Aaaa! Aaa dah! ..... This isn't a Rhododendron..." -- Mick Foley
"If you have a problem with that, I got 13 words for ya - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" -- Mankind
"If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world." -- Cactus Jack
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." ---Jerry Lawler
"This kid will give you all he's got! You have to admire his fighting spirit! X-Pac is a great athlete!" - Jim Ross
"You treat me like a dog, and expect me to smile, you remind me of a Jackass!" -- Stone Cold
"Vince, I can't hear you because you have 15,000 people calling you an asshole" -- Stone Cold
"You got your little challenge, you think you're big and tough. You stand up there all jacked up. I got some challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut! Since you are a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the comode" -- Steve Austin to Rocky Maivia.
"You sit up there and talk about your John 3:16! Well the book of Austin 3:16 says : I just whooped your ass!" -- Stone Cold Steve Austin
"I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you're gonna get get your ass whipped." -- Austin to Michael Cole, when he arrived at the Royal Rumble 1998.
"Now what the rock plans on doin is he's gonna raise the corporate eyebrow, he's gonna drop the corporate elbow, and one of you poor shmucks is gonna hit the rock bottom!" -- The Rock
"Tell you what - you two Jabronie's can go down the peoples hallway, hang a left and their will be a box a Dunkin' Donuts waiting for ya. -- The Rock
"You wanna know The Rock's views on world peace? Well as long as The Rock's pockets are lined with green, The Rock don't give a damn about world peace..." -- The Rock
"What's a piece of shit that keeps coming back? Oh yeah, a NUGGET!" -- X-Pac
"Chyna, I can see you like hitting people in the balls so come out here so I can hit you in yours, bitch!" -- X-Pac
"I'm sittin at home with my mind on my money and my money on my mind" -- X-Pac
"Someone get me a hot dog and a cold Beer cause Steve Austin is gonna whoop Kane's ASS tonight" -- Stone Cold
"This is one small step for Steve Austin, one Giant Leap for the World Wrestling Federation" -- Vince McMahon
"Ya know Last Week, DOA talked some Trash, They rode in here on some Brass, and they left here with their Heads shove up their ASS" -- Triple H
"Now you've managed to do something Mark Henry that you shouldn't have done...And that's piss the Rock off" -- The Rock
"You know what you call a pretty girl in Texas... A tourist" -- Jerry Lawler
"You can cover up your eyes your ears and your mouth but you can't cover up your ASS! And when it's all said and done that's where i'm gonna stick this Belt and that's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold Said So" -- Stone Cold
"You know what you call a Japanese wrestler with a title belt?...A theif" -- Jerry Lawler
"What I'm telling you is you can look right in my blood shot eyes.I ain't gonna do things your way. I will continue to raise as much hell and do things and as much chaos and give you more grey hairs each and every week of your life!" -- Stone Cold
"He (Max Mini) tired to commit suicide by jumping off a curb" -- Jerry Lawler
"The Undertaker just told ya to go to hell so turn around and I'll kick ya in the ASS and give ya a headstart" -- Stone Cold
"He's got all the tools, but no experience -- X Pac talkin about Test.